why do people do this? i dont really understand whats the point of it lol
A wasted pair of shoes is what it is.
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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
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It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
aye bro we just fucking passed you how does it feel to be passed by a guy with a fucking tiger chillin out the window man
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